Wednesday, October 24, 2007

More Pics of Me From the Internet

My special friend and I at home playing dress up
I just found out they make bicycles my size!!!
This is my friend. Well that is what I call him. He calls me "kid who brings me booze so I let him hang around"
I went to the Dynamo's game!!!
Wouldn't you know it? I make a perfectly great Oompa Loompa.
Oops, Dad walked in on a lady I "met" on OST and me.
My little pony and me.
I can't explain this.
Who knew there would be national coverage? Isn't Colin Farrell yummy?

Friday, October 12, 2007

Monday, October 1, 2007

Crash Course on How to Post On Cooger High's Blog

1. Make sure you are consistent about using aggie terminology that has racist origins every time you post. [Note:Unbelieveably, the owner of the blog continues to let me do it!!!]
2. Write inane comments that add nothing because if nothing else we MUST continue to show that we exist. If we didn't than this sad existence would be even sadder.
3. DON'T post on any of our Longhorn blogs. I live by this adage. If you're not being a tool, then you're not cool. How can you properly be a tool if you are posting on your own blog?

How to respond to negative Longhorn quips:
[I call this the Rainman Response]
[some text liberated from a Houston Chronicle article – thank you JD, you are the man]

What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle.

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High

The Longhorns have adopted a new "honor system." Yes, your honor. No, your honor.

Lawdogg's response: Yes definitely Coogar High

Four UT football players are riding in a car, who's driving? The police.

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High

Mack Brown should not have hired a new defensive coordinator this offseason. He should have hired a defense attorney.

Lawdogg's response: Yes definitely Coogar High

Even the familiar Hook 'Em Horns slogan has been replaced by Book 'Em Horns from rival schools.

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High, Coogar High, Coogar High

A University of Texas Longhorn Robert Joseph - Safety, is charged with Two charges of burglary of a vehicle (misdemeanor); aggravated robbery (first-degree felony) and tampering or fabricating physical evidence (third-degree felony).

Lawdogg's response: I know its Coogar High

A University of Texas Longhorn Henry Melton – Defensive End, is charged with driving while intoxicated

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High

A University of Texas Longhorn Sergio Kindle – Linebacker, is charged with driving while intoxicated

Lawdogg's response: Yes definitely Coogar High

A University of Texas Longhorn Andre Jones - Defensive tackle, is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony.

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High

A University of Texas Longhorn Tyrell Gatewood – Safety, is charged with two misdemeanor counts for drug possession.

Lawdogg's response: Yes definitely Coogar High

A University of Texas Longhorn James Henry - Running back, is charged with obstruction and tampering with evidence, third-degree felonies, in connection with July 27 robbery involving Joseph and Jones.

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High

Ricky Williams allegedly smokes a ton of pot

Lawdogg's response: Yes definitely Coogar High

Don’t you think you guys were over-ranked because you barely beat UCF and Arkansas State?

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High

[stolen from: http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Texas_Longhorns]

A University of Texas at Austin is home to the Longhorns, the second most successful athletics program in the nation behind Liberty University's world-class debate team. The university itself sits on a reasonably attractive campus filled with more-than-reasonably attractive young women. The football, baseball, and basketball teams are all of national prominence and their arrest records are nothing to look down on. Watch out Criminoles, we gangsta!

On the flipside, they have to be in the state of Texas and their mascot is a cow. The only good food to be had is either BBQ or Mexican. Sure, it's the best city in Texas but that's like picking the hottest woman in the latest Playboy magazine. Also, the fans are ill-informed, bandwagon clowns. But at least they aren't Aggies.

Lawdogg's response: Coogar High, Coogar High, Coogar High

You are now set. Blog away!!!

Longhorn Matt

Friday, September 28, 2007

Random thoughts about THE Penitentiary of Texas at Austin

Someone posted this on the UH blog [that I feel compelled to troll in this worthless life] and I thought I should share:


A University of Texas Longhorn Robert Joseph - Safety, is charged with Two charges of burglary of a vehicle (misdemeanor); aggravated robbery (first-degree felony) and tampering or fabricating physical evidence (third-degree felony).

A University of Texas Longhorn Henry Melton – Defensive End, is charged with driving while intoxicated

A University of Texas Longhorn Sergio Kindle – Linebacker, is charged with driving while intoxicated

A University of Texas Longhorn Andre Jones - Defensive tackle, is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony.

A University of Texas Longhorn Tyrell Gatewood – Safety, is charged with two misdemeanor counts for drug possession.

A University of Texas Longhorn James Henry - Running back, is charged with obstruction and tampering with evidence, third-degree felonies, in connection with July 27 robbery involving Joseph and Jones.

Most teams don't have ONE athlete charged with a felony. We have THREE!!! How do you like them apples Miami? We are the new #1 in the nation for arrests!!! Another championship for the burnt orange!!! This is something we can truly be proud of...well that and me making Davis' 100 gayest sites. book 'em!!!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

I love it

Cooger High fan is so upset about my smack that they have created a website to mock my website

http://www.lawdogtexas.com/blog/

Enjoy !

Monday, September 24, 2007

Air Supply's New to me Video

Another great song from the masters, Air Supply