Random thoughts about THE Penitentiary of Texas at Austin

Someone posted this on the UH blog [that I feel compelled to troll in this worthless life] and I thought I should share:

A University of Texas Longhorn Robert Joseph - Safety, is charged with Two charges of burglary of a vehicle (misdemeanor); aggravated robbery (first-degree felony) and tampering or fabricating physical evidence (third-degree felony).

A University of Texas Longhorn Henry Melton – Defensive End, is charged with driving while intoxicated

A University of Texas Longhorn Sergio Kindle – Linebacker, is charged with driving while intoxicated

A University of Texas Longhorn Andre Jones - Defensive tackle, is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony.

A University of Texas Longhorn Tyrell Gatewood – Safety, is charged with two misdemeanor counts for drug possession.

A University of Texas Longhorn James Henry - Running back, is charged with obstruction and tampering with evidence, third-degree felonies, in connection with July 27 robbery involving Joseph and Jones.

Most teams don't have ONE athlete charged with a felony. We have THREE!!! How do you like them apples Miami? We are the new #1 in the nation for arrests!!! Another championship for the burnt orange!!! This is something we can truly be proud of...well that and me making Davis' 100 gayest sites. book 'em!!!