Random thoughts about THE Penitentiary of Texas at Austin

Someone posted this on the UH blog [that I feel compelled to troll in this worthless life] and I thought I should share:

A University of Texas Longhorn Robert Joseph - Safety, is charged with Two charges of burglary of a vehicle (misdemeanor); aggravated robbery (first-degree felony) and tampering or fabricating physical evidence (third-degree felony).

A University of Texas Longhorn Henry Melton – Defensive End, is charged with driving while intoxicated

A University of Texas Longhorn Sergio Kindle – Linebacker, is charged with driving while intoxicated

A University of Texas Longhorn Andre Jones - Defensive tackle, is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon, a first-degree felony.

A University of Texas Longhorn Tyrell Gatewood – Safety, is charged with two misdemeanor counts for drug possession.

A University of Texas Longhorn James Henry - Running back, is charged with obstruction and tampering with evidence, third-degree felonies, in connection with July 27 robbery involving Joseph and Jones.

Most teams don't have ONE athlete charged with a felony. We have THREE!!! How do you like them apples Miami? We are the new #1 in the nation for arrests!!! Another championship for the burnt orange!!! This is something we can truly be proud of...well that and me making Davis' 100 gayest sites. book 'em!!!

I love it

Cooger High fan is so upset about my smack that they have created a website to mock my website

http://www.lawdogtexas.com/blog/

Enjoy !

Air Supply's New to me Video

Another great song from the masters, Air Supply

Cooger High

I call cooger high cooger high, because I couldn't get into a college out of high school. Think what you want, but I peaked in high school and it makes me feel better about myself to talk smack about a college that wouldn't let me in.

Cooger High

Hey friends and fans. I've been on a cooger high blog talking smack because I desperately need attention. You wouldn't believe how classless and useless their fans are after I have acted like a major tool on their boards. I've had four cooger high fans write me smack about my post on my cat that is deceased. I think that says a lot about their characters.

Hit me up on email or the blackberry. Odd, odd, odd about their fans going to that extreme after I basically asked them to pound me.

I talk smack and I always go to that level. Thanks cooger high fans for giving me the attention I so desperately need. It's hard for a hobbit to be seen, let alone heard.

Hello friends and fans

There have been so many versions of this, but this one is freaking hysterical

Close your eyes and listen: It's pure bliss

Please check more videos from this band. Sorry for the lag in posts. I'm going to step my game up in the next few weeks. It doesn't get any better than this...